"Why is there a cover on Sunday?"

And on the seventh day, God said: "Let there be no cover!" 

... HAHAHAHAHA, just kidding that never happened.

I despise stupid questions.

After a huge pop at the door some RAB walks up and says: "Is there REALLY a cover?" 

I replied: "Umm. Did you miss the line of people who just paid me? Did you think they were giving me Monopoly money!?"

RAB: "You don't have to be like that..."

Me: "I would be a lot nicer if people would stop asking me such stupid questions. Real talk."