Sunday, September 29, 2013

This Ain't Your House, Son.

Dude: "Is it okay to grill here?" Me: "I'm sorry, what?!" Dude "Like, if we had a grill. Can we bring it here and grill stuff?" Me: "Ummm, no!"
...DAFUQ?
Cheers to the dude who offered me 4 bananas and some sugar cane in lieu of paying a $5 cover!
"One day you'll come out of your cocoon, and you'll spread your wings and be a beautiful butterfly. 'Coz you're an adult." - Hunter

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Shout out to the member of a local brass band who used his fame to avoid paying a $5 cover. You played at the Grammys, but you can't pay $5? Lovely.