I see there is no pleasing you...

Me: "Evenin' sugar, cover is $10."
Random Ass Dude: "Wow, 'sugar'? Really? That's a little forward don't you think? You don't even know me!"
Me: All right asshole, cover is $10."
RAD: "Whoa, wait a minute. That's a little extreme. I mean, we can't find a happy medium?"
Me: "No. We can't."
RAD: "... ....... ........" *takes out wallet*